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“How to Impress Girls” – By Chitradeep Chetty

December 10, 2007
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Chitradeep Chetty has lived a very colorful life, and we can all benefit significantly by studying his style. I have been doing it myself for the last few years. One of the many things Chitradeep excels at is knowing exactly what women want. And so, Chitradeep returns today to share his enormous wisdom with...

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Understanding Aliens: Meet the Nerds

November 24, 2007
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We share our planet with lots of weird species like nerds and geeks. As normal humans, we should make some effort to reach out to these folks so that we may understand their language and their culture. And so, to promote harmony with the nerds, I have managed to establish contact with one of...

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Charming Chitradeep

November 18, 2007
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It is first year of college, and there is a knock-out girl in our batch. Everyone is dying to get an intro to this girl, lets call her Doorna. Also hot in pursuit were Chitradeep and I, and after much promises of treats and lending of lab records for copying, we finally managed to...

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Drinivas Responds: Guest Blog Post

November 6, 2007
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Today’s blog post is by a Guest Blogger. My dear friend, Drinivas, upset over some things I wrote about his academic achievements on this blog, demanded that he be allowed to tell the other side of the story, to expose the real PK. And I’ve obliged. ———————————-– By Srinivasa S: Getting through to PK...

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Best Student – Part 2

October 24, 2007
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As I made my way to the front of the stage from the last row of the auditorium, I was wondering how this could be possible! Did I really win the “Best Outgoing Student”? I had a bad feeling about this. I kept thinking that as soon...

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College Awards

October 23, 2007
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Back in College, they used to give out this “Best Outgoing Student Award” every year. There were two frontrunners for that award in our batch. This first guy, lets call him Drinivas, was easily the smartest guy in the class. The second contender, lets call her Dwetha, had a photographic memory, and had straight...

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The Adventures of Chitradeep Chetty

October 20, 2007
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I knew this guy in college, lets call him Chitradeep Chetty*. This guy had one of the most colorful lives I’ve ever known. He couldn’t speak a word of Hindi, but that didn’t stop him from taking Hindi as a subject in College. He’d just sit in class and while away time, telling jokes...

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Useless Scientists

September 29, 2007
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You know, I think all these so-called scientists are totally wasting their time. And mine. They keep “discovering” things like – “Coffee reduces the risk of inner-respiratory lung disease by 0.0004%” and “Not Smoking helps give you 2 days of extra life”. Duh! I already know that. Why don’t these scientists spend their time...

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Stock Investments

September 3, 2007
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Soon after I started working at Trilogy, I started getting interested in the stock market. The world’s biggest Casino! Where fortunes are made and everyone gets rich! I used to work with this guy, let’s call him Atif*, who got me very interested in this stock business. He used to give me stock tips...

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Exercise – Part 2

August 30, 2007
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There’s a lot of hype floating around about healthy food and good exercise and things like that. Apparently, just 20 minutes of aerobic exercise makes you 30% less likely to get a heart attack. Also, it keeps you fit, prevents hair loss, gives you X-ray vision and doubles your broadband download speed . Plus,...

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