You know, I think all these so-called scientists are totally wasting their time. And mine. They keep “discovering” things like – “Coffee reduces the risk of inner-respiratory lung disease by 0.0004%” and “Not Smoking helps give you 2 days of extra life”. Duh! I already know that. Why don’t these scientists spend their time...
Did you folks hear about the latest Microsoft Excel Fiasco? Apparently, Excel 2007 can’t do simple multiplication! Typing 850 x 77.1 gives the answer as 100,000 instead of the correct 65,535. I’m not kidding. Read about it here and here. Let me be the first to say that this is not a bug, it’s...
I don’t understand this whole Global Warming debate. Everyone is up in arms about how all that extra CO2 is making the earth warmer. Here’s my question: It’s a total fraud. Have you noticed how cold it is these days? I say global warming is a good thing. I think turning up the earth’s...
I’ve never understood Orkut. I don’t understand what makes it so popular and why people spend so much time on Orkut. Apparently, I totally missed the “Social Networking” bus. So, in an effort to catch up, I recently asked a “Master” of Orkut some tips and tricks. I was shocked to learn the existence...
There’s a lot of hype floating around about healthy food and good exercise and things like that. Apparently, just 20 minutes of aerobic exercise makes you 30% less likely to get a heart attack. Also, it keeps you fit, prevents hair loss, gives you X-ray vision and doubles your broadband download speed . Plus,...
I usually don’t blog about current affairs (that’s because I usually have no idea what’s happening in the world), but this video on YouTube caught me today. It’s brilliant. Just listen to the deep, insightfull answer that this beauty queen has to offer. Watched it? I’ll wait till you finish. Done? OK. I felt...
Have you noticed how some people always seem to have the latest cell phone? Every time a new phone comes out, they want it real bad. Their conversation seems to revolve around what the latest phone is. Well, I applied my higher powers of reasoning and figured out why these people are so phone-crazy....
I don’t understand why people exercise. People will get out of bed 5 AM to go run around in circles while they have only owls to keep them company. They might also get in a car, drive to a smelly ol’ building, peddle a bicycle that doesn’t go anywhere, and drive back. It makes...
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