One of my many hobbies is to invent new conspiracy theories, and I’ve got a great one for you today. I’ve always suspected that what they tell us about how airplanes fly is some sort of messed up conspiracy. I mean, think about it. Airplanes are basically flying tubes of aluminum, hurtling through -50...
I am convinced that the whole industry built around buying gifts has been erected by the female species to keep their husbands and boyfriends in check. They have craftily managed to put all men into this corner where we feel guilty before the occasion because we can’t think of what gift to buy, during...
It is well known that the internet is full of nonsense. Most web pages, comments and blogs are full of rants and extra ordinary acts of stupidity. I mean, I don’t understand how the internet takes all this crap from humans? Don’t the electrons sigh and weep when they see all the kinds of nonsense bloggers these...
My dear public, I was on my first class Singapore Airlines flight to Hong Kong for my bi-weekly vacation when I heard about Satyam’s so-called fraud. This is a big tragedy for all of us, especially me. I’ll have to cut my vacation short and come back to my office to reassure my employees,...
The Universe behaves in very mysterious ways, and Women even more so. There are several things I don’t understand about this world – Theoretical particle physics, Aristotle’s Philosophy and why women buy so many shoes. I’ve researched the problem extensively, and I’ve developed my own explanation to understand the freakiest of all phenomenon –...
You’ve all probably heard already that our planet is on the bring of exploding because of this phenomenon called Global Warming. Apparently we’re dumping so much CO2 into the atmosphere that our planet is getting cooked. This is really bad, and the world, if you’ve noticed, is busy fighting this global war against… hmm…...
It seems that there is some “journalistic integrity” or some such thing by allowing your opposition to present an alternative viewpoint. And so, here is Paras Sharma, or JustPazz as he’s known on his blog, with the inside scoop on me. Friends, Readers, Fellow Romans, Lend me the ears!!….Today I wish to bring to...
Today, we have a special interview with a special person. Meet Pappu Pandey! Pappu Pandey has been spending the week at the recently concluded Auto Expo, and has graciously agreed to do an interview for us. What follows is a transcript of this interview. Me: “So Pappu, you’ve been at the Auto Expo for...
Driving in India is so much different than driving in the US. I’ve written about the various traffic similarities earlier, but today I wanted to focus on the differences. 1) If you can drive in India, you can drive anywhere. Driving in India is like playing a video game – You have to dodge...
Everyone is talking about Global Warming these days. “Save The Environment” is everywhere – You have to recycle water, recycle paper even recycle movie storylines. Everyone is talking about saving the planet and the stuff like that, but they are all forgetting about saving the most important resource in the universe: The Electrons! Allow...
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