Monthly Archives: May 2008

Close Encounters Of The First Kind: Part 1

May 12, 2008
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I get back from work one day and notice that the wife is in a very good mood. She’s singing and all, and generally in a happy mood. This instinctively puts me on the defensive, I smell a trap. But even after some time, when I don’t get assigned to cut tomatoes, I’m begin...

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Brilliant New Plan To Avoid Exercising

May 4, 2008
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You’re all probably wondering why I’ve not been posting on the blog for the last couple of weeks. Well, it was because I’ve been holed up in deep meditation, pondering  one of my deepest religious principles – How to avoid exercising. As ya’ll probably know, I’ve been under tremendous pressure recently to start doing...

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