The Times of India is reporting today that Shatrugan Sinha is saying that Rakhi Sawant, my favorite actress of all time, deserves the Bharat Ratna. Not kidding. Check this out!
Let me be the first to congratulate The Times of India and Shatrughan Sinha on this brilliant insight! If there was a true candidate that truely deserved the Bharat Ratna, it is Rakhi Sawant!
Rakhi Sawant deserves this award for several reasons. Firstly, Rakhi Sawant has fought crime in epic proportions. Allow me to explain:
Rakhi Sawant’s sizzling hot dance numbers are a strong attraction to vast young crowds. So, young crowds are sitting in theaters, watching Rakhi Sawant do her item numbers. And this means that they are not out on the streets causing trouble and committing crimes. Not only that, by keeping people in the theaters, she has also helped reduce incidences of domestic violence because, as we already saw, most drunk people that would otherwise cause violence at homes are sitting in the theatre. Not many people can claim to have such a dramatic impact on society. But for Rakhi Sawant, this is just another day at work!
Also, it is a very little known fact that Rakhi Sawant has fought valiantly against Global Warming. That’s right, Ladies and Gentlemen! Rakhi Sawant has taken the lead in reducing Global Warming by shedding off most of her clothes. Instead of wearing those head-to-toe garments that absorb all the sun’s rays heating up the planet, Rakhi Sawant has courageously chosen to wear less of these high-carbon-footprint and global-warming-creating clothes. This means that she has an increased surface area of skin exposed to the sun, and, as we all know, the skin reflects most of the heat from the sun back into space. And so, Rakhi Sawant has set a brilliant example for all of us to follow to help save our Planet. Scientists estimate* that Rakhi Sawant alone has managed to reduce Global Temperatures by 1-2 degrees by exposing! Even Al Gore has not done so much for Our Mother Earth!
And lastly, but most importantly, the award, by it’s very name, suggests automatically the name of Rakhi Sawant. The “Bharat Ratna” can be roughly translated into “Indian Jewel”, and a Jewel is really any precious stone, or, more generally a precious “item” .
Therefore, Ratna = Item …..Equation (1)
Bharat means India, and India is really famous for Bollywood.
Therefore, Bharat = Bollywood …………. Equation (2)
Combining Equations (1) and (2), we get Bharat Ratna = Bollywood Item Girl, which as we all know, the the one-and-only Rakhi Sawant. Therefore, Rakhi Sawant deserves the Bharat Ratna.
Hence Proved.
*I totally made that up. But you’re probably not going to read this fine print and buy the argument. But seeing as you’re reading this, I have some advice for you: Stop being so skeptical, and start believing in scientific-sounding statistics, for gods sake. It makes everyone’s life that much easier!
I didn’t read the fine print.
I’m so glad you didn’t
You just made the world a better place 
“And so, Rakhi Sawant has set a brilliant example for all of us to follow to help save our Planet.“…
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You really mean it. I mean, the following part?!? Shouldn’t we just leave this job to the expert (Read Rakhi Sawant
hehehee… this is one of the best blog posts written by u!!! awesome linking between global warming and her clothes!! i just hope tht u dont follow what u preach, and do what she does for global warming!! [:P]
Naren: I want eveyone else to follow, not me
Sac: Thanks man! Of course, I don’t want to follow, but it is very reassuring to look at a leader
Hey PK why dont you follow her suit… like using as less clothes as possible. There can be so many advantages like you will be fired from your company…. and your wife will exile you from home. and the so called society people will maroon you! then you can devote your full time to adityaism without any trouble. then you will be enlightened!!!
I vote for PK to get the Bharat Ratna…
He works tirelessly overtime to update his blog by the demand of his faithful readers… For free…
….And expects no gratitude in return…. Hail the great Soul !!!
(Conditions apply: Money Expected and excepted)
He is our new age revolutionary and ideal protecting our country from economic disaster by rejecting imported clothes for the same blue t-shirt and Red and black jacket every single day of the four college years…whether it be a college fest or a wedding.
One must appreciate his attempts to get us endless supply of water from our taps.. Thanks to PK who never wastes it on washing his Car or bike or himself… He displays true spirit of Rain Water Harvesting..
I’m sure I’m missing a lot of his great traits.. Others please add on if you think the same.
For those who are new to Adityaism, which allows spellings mistakes..
(i.e. Money Expected and Accepted*… )
Hey, thanks for nominating me for the Bharat Ratna man. I truely feel like I deserve it
I agree.. u know what PK..
… lol… do u still have it?
whenever I try to picture you… I can remember only that Red and black jacket!!
-ur junior at college.
I always wondered about the red and black jacket. PK would remember my numerous questions around it. Today i think I have the solution myself.
I think PK hoped to be a bull-fighter but with the buffaloes on the road.
True Story: My precious, Red-and-black jacket was STOLEN from college on the VERY LAST DAY! Unbelievable! My favorite jacket, the one that had accompanied my right through my 4 years of Engineering, gone, just as I finished my last day.
Truely Tragic.
Yes its true !! The red jacket was “STOLEN” from college on the very last day !!
PS: I had nothing to do with that !!
Item girl Rakhi Sawant is all set to enter the A league of Bollywood with her item song for Rakesh Roshan’s “Krazzy 4?.It is directed by Jaideep Sen and he is all praise for Rakhi, who is always in a controversy for something or the other.
thats equation thing is really a nice idea…if she hear that maybe she will debate this with his next groom in swayamvar