To all my dear “Orkut Friends”,
I really appreciate all the new year’s wishes that ya’ll have left so thoughtfully. I was especially touched with how personalized each message was. In this age of mass emailing and SPAM, you all have really moved me with your thoughtful scraps. And that too on Orkut! A public forum bordering on voyeurism used by bored-out-of-their-skull people wanting nothing better than to read other people’s scrap books all day. What a great place to wish me a happy new year! Thank you. Thank you so much.
In fact, I’m so impressed with these messages, that I’m going to post one here that particularly touched my heart.
Very Happy Year!!!?!?!!!?!
2008!!!! Woo Hoo!
U are da 
And I’m even more impressed with the tools you have used! Pasting some random javascript into your browser while logged into Orkut? Never mind that most virus and trojans use this technique to steal your data and lock your account. Getting your account hacked is a small price to pay for posting bulk new year wishes. Well done!
Seeing as to how popular this technique has become, I have created an orkut script of my own to help you with your online popularity contests. The script goes and scraps all your friends with this message:
“Hello! My psychiatrist says I have low self esteem, and to increase my confidence, I please request all of you to call me and tell me how much you hated watching Saawariya. Please talk for atleast 20 minutes, so that my inner self can listen carefully. I can’t wait to hear all of you complain about the worst movie of the year. It’ll make my day!”
I’m sure all of you will take up this offer.
Thank you once again,
Aditya
Thanks Macha for the post
atleast some feels the same as I feel.
Now that u have posted abt spam u saved me from blogging (spamming) about it again.
B/w will be waiting for u r psychiatrist message.
@Manish: You want to tell everyone to call you and complain about a bad movie to you? Dude! Looks like YOU need to see a psychiatrist!
Looking at the fact tht not many ppl have commented to this post, I suspect that most of the readers were involved in the spam scam
Dude, you spoke my mind!
Really sick and tired of all the orkut spam.
cheers..