Monthly Archives: December 2007

Hit List

December 13, 2007
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I maintain a secret hit list of people that I hate. My plan is to trick them into inhaling laughing gas and then telling them really really bad jokes. Their mind will explode thinking about why they can’t stop laughing at absolutely stupid jokes. Oh, the ideal form of torture! Anyway, I recently updated...

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Talent Show!

December 11, 2007
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Back in School, our teachers had this weird mission of “All Round Development” of the students. They used to abuse and torture kids to various “activities” under this pretext. Did you guys have the S.U.P.W subject? – Socially Useful Productive Work, officially, but we used to call it “Some Useful Period Wasted“. This was...

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“How to Impress Girls” – By Chitradeep Chetty

December 10, 2007
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Chitradeep Chetty has lived a very colorful life, and we can all benefit significantly by studying his style. I have been doing it myself for the last few years. One of the many things Chitradeep excels at is knowing exactly what women want. And so, Chitradeep returns today to share his enormous wisdom with...

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Aditya’s Advice Column – 4

December 7, 2007
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We have a special episode of the Advice Column today. After the last advice column, I received so many questions, that I’m trying to answer some here: I have a problem which needs pointless advice. I don’t like to work and want to laze at home. But I want my salary to come without...

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Guest Post (Drinivas): Strategic Learning

December 6, 2007
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I recently moved cubicles at my work place, and as fate would have it, I was now sitting surrounded by people in “Strategic Marketing”. Sitting next to marketing people has several perks – A free education in household matters, behavioral analysis and travel gyaan. And, in the spirit of spreading knowledge, I’d like to...

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Devdas: The Tragedy of my life

December 5, 2007
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Devdas: The Tragedy of my life

Devdas, in my humble opinion, was the worst movie ever. How do I know? BECAUSE I SAW IT THRICE! Yes, this is my sad story of how I ended up watching the remake-of-a-remake-of-a-movie-of-a-book three times. The first time, I had to watch it because I was then trying to impress the wife, my Girlfriend...

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Aditya’s Advice Column – 3

December 3, 2007
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After the dramatic success of the Advice Column and it’s second part, we now return with a third edition of the advice column where I will solve all your problems. I’m planning to participate in Miss World next year, but I’m scared of all the questions the judges ask. How should I answer the...

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Save The Electrons

December 2, 2007
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Everyone is talking about Global Warming these days. “Save The Environment” is everywhere – You have to recycle water, recycle paper even recycle movie storylines. Everyone is talking about saving the planet and the stuff like that, but they are all forgetting about saving the most important resource in the universe: The Electrons! Allow...

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