As you already know, I’m trying to found a new religion called Adityaism. It’s currently in beta, but I’ll let you know when it launches so that you can join! Anyway, I’ve been working on a theme-song for it, and here it is!
The Song of Adityaism
What is wrong with this world, so sad and angry and blue,
On Airtel Customer Care, why is it so difficult to get through?
Watching Saas-Bahu serials is like a bad dream,
Do I really need to buy men’s fairness cream?
I have looked everywhere for the meaning of it all,
Watched how many movies, I can’t even recall!
I’m trapped, Life will soon write me an obituary,
Even worse, Sachin can’t even get a century!
But don’t you worry, religion 2.0 is here,
Embrace Adityaism, it’ll drive away all fear!
It’s great, a ticket to heaven is not conditional,
Taking a bath everyday is also optional!
hey aditya……i have to say that ever since i have discovered this blog i found myself coming here day after day…..’wasting’ my time…and i have to tell u i would love to embrace adityaism…..only if u promise to put up more posts abt Funnystff and more lessons on Jargoneese…….hehehehe…..
Hey! You’re more than welcome. And I promise I’ll keep writing crap and wasting your time
Does your “ism” include finding dates with hot gals. I’m or we are all for it!!
Yes, Adityaism is all for finding dates with hot gals. We’ll make a religious holiday for it, don’t worry!
3 cheers to Adityaism…and the last line too!
cheers!! dude. the middle lines. thats too
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