Our less-than-a-week old Chief Minister of Karanataka resigned yesterday. I mean, he hardly had time to re-arrange the furniture in his office, let alone transfer bureaucrats. Deve Gowda’s antics notwithstanding, I feel really sorry for our (former) Chief Minister. Doesn’t it seem that fate is playing a weird game with him? And like a sucker, Mr. Yeddyurappa keeps falling into the traps his fate sets him out.
I mean, think about it. First, Yeddyurappa’s Fate gets him the most number of seats in the election.
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “Hey dude! Look, I won you the most amount of seats!“
Yeddyurappa: “Awesome! Can I be the CM now?“
Yeddyurappa’s Fate (snickering): “Not yet. You have to first do chamchagiri to the party that didn’t even get the majority.“
Yeddyurappa: “Bummer!“
And so, Yeddyurappa makes a pact with the JD(S), all the while still hoping to be the CM.
Yeddyurappa: “I made a pact with them. Can I be the CM now?“
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “No, you have to let the other guy be the CM first for 22 months. Then your turn will come.“
Yeddyurappa: “OK, but I’ll become CM after 22 months right? Promise?“
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “Sure, sure, why not, why not.“
22 months later, JD(S) asks Yeddyurappa to get lost.
Yeddyurappa: “Hey Fate! But you promised to make me CM!“
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “I LIED!!!! Muahahahahahahaaa…..” (evil laugh)
Yeddyurappa: “Sob sob ;-( 
“
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “There there. Don’t cry! OK, fine, you can be CM.“
Yeddyurappa: “Really? Yippie!!!!“
A week later, Yeddyurappa has to resign from the CM’s post.
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “LOL! LOL! That was too funny… hehohehahahahoehehahahaha!“
I mean I’d hate to have a nasty fate like that. Sometimes I think my fate is also playing some nasty tricks on me, but your bad luck’s got to be pretty horrible to get a fate like Yeddyurappa’s. I mean, the only way it could get worse is if they have the elections now, and Yeddyurappa’s party wins 91 seats, and then they roll it back saying they won 19, not 91 seats.
Yeddyurappa: “How can it be 19 and not 91!?!”
Yeddyurappa’s Fate: “ROTFL!!!!“
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