It was my birthday earlier this week. Thanks to all of you guys who sent in birthday wishes and left comments. Apologies to those who tried to call me and couldn’t reach me. I was out in the middle of the Jungle somewhere in interior Kerala fighting bloodsucking monsters (leeches). Really. And for those...
Hey folks. I am out on a mini vacation, so no blog posts for now. But will be back on saturday, enjoy!
Back in school, we had ‘Computer Science’ as a subject and even had a lab. We were expected to learn programming in the lab, but I spent most of the lab time playing games like ‘Prince of Persia‘ and ‘Dangerous Dave‘. The teacher in charge of the lab didn’t like it one bit, and...
As you readers probably know, Sanjay Leela Bansali stole 3 hours of my life and some thousand rupees of my money. And I want my money back. I’ve been thinking of how I’d go about doing this. I thought I’ll wait at a traffic signal and pounce on him when he drives by. But...
We share our planet with lots of weird species like nerds and geeks. As normal humans, we should make some effort to reach out to these folks so that we may understand their language and their culture. And so, to promote harmony with the nerds, I have managed to establish contact with one of...
I come home one day, to find the wife in a very pensive mood. Me: “What happened? What are you so deeply thinking about?” Wife: “I think we should go watch Saawariya again.” I feel a sudden pain shooting through my heart. My brain cringes with the horrifying memories of those 3 hours spent...
As you already know, I’m trying to found a new religion called Adityaism. It’s currently in beta, but I’ll let you know when it launches so that you can join! Anyway, I’ve been working on a theme-song for it, and here it is! The Song of Adityaism What is wrong with this world, so...
Appearing to be smart is actually more important than being smart itself, because if you are really smart, then you have to do stuff like study Physics and write books. But if you are only pretending to be smart, you get all the benefits, without any of the downside. It’s a good deal, trust...
Our less-than-a-week old Chief Minister of Karanataka resigned yesterday. I mean, he hardly had time to re-arrange the furniture in his office, let alone transfer bureaucrats. Deve Gowda’s antics notwithstanding, I feel really sorry for our (former) Chief Minister. Doesn’t it seem that fate is playing a weird game with him? And like a...
It is first year of college, and there is a knock-out girl in our batch. Everyone is dying to get an intro to this girl, lets call her Doorna. Also hot in pursuit were Chitradeep and I, and after much promises of treats and lending of lab records for copying, we finally managed to...
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