Blog Action Day

October 16, 2007
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Apparently, yesterday was “Blog Action Day”. It’s about “Bloggers all over the world unite for a single cause – The Environment“. And I found out about it today. Late as usual. But there are several things about this I don’t get.

Firstly, I don’t like the idea of “action”. It’s against my religious principles. Besides, the very reason I’m writing a blog is because I’m too lazy and soaked in inaction to get up and do anything more useful with my life. If there was even a remote possibility of me *ever* getting up and “acting“, I wouldn’t be writing a blog in the first place.

Secondly, what’s wrong with the Environment? I just looked out of the window, and it’s still there. And I’m pretty sure it’ll be there tomorrow also. What’s everyone so hyper about? They’all say the world is getting hotter. Well, Duh! Obviously, it’s because of the sizzling Rakhi Sawant.

And thirdly, who decides these things anyway? Even the holiday-deciding people are weirdos. How come there’s a Mother’s day, Father’s day, but no Son’s day? How about Husband’s day? No People-Whose-Names-Start-With-The-Letter-A day? This is a scam. I’m missing out on so many gifts!

And fourthly, …..hmm…. I can’t remember what my fourth argument was. It had something to do with Sandwiches, Motorcycles, the Mars Rovers and recycling Plastic. I’m sure there was something that related all of it together. It’ll come back to me sometime.

So here’s my action for “Blog Action Day For The Environment” – All you readers get up, wiggle your toes, close your eyes and think about Rakhi Sawant.

Go.

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10 Responses to Blog Action Day

  1. Raja on October 16, 2007 at 9:45 am

    dude man o man , ur blog is the best i v seen!! hilarious stuff …! gr8 read :D keep it cming!!!!!

  2. dobby on October 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Hi bro…ur blogs are so amusing,funny and informative…hope to find more of them…

  3. Aditya Kulkarni on October 16, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    Why thank you folks. I’m glad you enjoy reading my ramblings. Appreciate the compliment :)

  4. Riya on October 17, 2007 at 1:30 am

    I have got to see how you manage to relate Sandwiches, Motorcycles, the Mars Rovers and recycling Plastic…..that ought to be amusing enough to deserve one whole bolg entry!

    Inaction- the best religious principle there ever was! :D

  5. anusha on November 23, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    dear aditya
    just stumbled upon ur blog a few days back .its really woderful and funny.thanks a lot for ur free gyaan

  6. Aditya Kulkarni on November 24, 2007 at 3:24 am

    Hey Anusha,

    Welcome to the blog, and enjoy all the free gyaan – Because all the good stuff in this world is free – Like water and air. Wait, water is not really free, so I guess that leaves the air.

  7. Floroskop on March 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Hello!
    I think this try.

  8. invattvem on April 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    hmm.. amazing

  9. Chirag on June 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    I think your comments system is not so readable. I dont see your name comin. :P

  10. Chirag on June 1, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    PS : I am sorry, dude. Forgot the main point: your blog’s funny. Especially the concept of “THE LOOK”, with a copyright sign on it. :D

    Keep up.

    Regards,
    Chirag.

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