When I was first trying to woo the wife, I thought it’ll be really romantic to write her a poem. So I wrote up this poem, complete with flowery ‘g’s and dotted ‘i’s. After I gave the poem to her, she avoided me for several days. I’ve never really figured out why. Anyway, here’s the the original poem.
Ooo my dear rosy
You make me all woozy
I am here, sitting in class
You are there, across the green grass
What is life: Love and friendship?
Woe is me, with all my hardship
Our meeting, it cannot be incidental,
Nothing else rhymes, so I’ll say environmental
You came in my life like a tornado
And left my little soul like a tomato
My kidney, liver and heart have formed a group
Swimming like a bread crumb in tomato soup
Come with me, lets share the pain,
It’s a good deal, there’s a lot to gain
Let’s go out, dancing in the rain,
Please don’t think of me as insane!
is this why she went away to US??
anyways was this before marriage, or after?
This was before…When I was first trying to woe her
woo her or woe her?
so at last some pain and gain stuffs appeared in u r poem
and after this poem, she agreed to marry u????? find it hard to believe!!!
oh my god!!!
thats such a sweet and cute and…..ok i admit it…..a bit insane poem!!!:D
made me laugh so much that my cheeks are aching!!
I think you should stick to the “X” and “Me” jokes(they are great btw)….Tsk tsk tsk…
I didnt know you were this good at poetry. Actually I dont believe this
Did u get the reason after marriage
This is true story. I really did write this poem!
Awesome poem man ..
dont tell me she didnt hit u or sumthin after readin this ! ha,ha.
it so kiddish in a cute sort of way.
amazing…brilliant!!! i dont understand y ppl think this is a bad poem or it is insane…genius, sir!!
Ofcourse this is from a guy whose fav poem goes something like this…
Dum Dum Dum!
The tiger has come.
Pour some rum,
In the tiger’s bum!
Wonderful poem maan, I have copied this so that I can reuse it. haha