My ultimate ambition is to write a Bollywood Movie. I’ve been working on scripts for several years, and here, for your reading pleasure, is my latest script.
Script
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Rich Heroine is in love with poor Hero. But dad doesn’t agree because Hero is poor.
Hero wins lottery, asks Heroine & her dad to get lost, goes partying with friends to Goa instead.
At the party, Hero meets Heroine#2, and they fall in love.
Love song shot at Niagara falls.
At the end of the song, Hero trips over his shoelace and falls into the Niagara falls.
Heroine#2 says “bummer!” and finds another Hero #2.
Hero #2′s mom doesn’t like Heroine#2, threatens to kill her.
Hero #2′s mom gives supari to gundas , gives them their photo, asks gundas to kill Heroine #2.
Big bad gundas chase Hero#2.
Car chase through the streets of Shanghai.
Hero#2′s car gets punctured. Gunda catches up with Hero#2, but realizes the girl is not with Hero#2 in the car.
Head gunda apologizes for wasting Hero#2′s time. Hero#2 and Head gunda exchange business cards and leave.
Hero#1 (who fell into Niagara falls) has been reborn and now is the Villan.
Villan kidnaps Heroine#2.
Villan asks Hero#2 to bring the Diamonds to his hideout at 6PM if he wants to see Heroine#2 alive.
Hero#2 has to watch TV serial at 6PM (Koffee With Karan), so tells the police to go instead.
Police arrive at the hideout early, at 4PM.
Nothing is happening, so Police get bored and leave.
Meanwhile, Heroine #2 and Villan have fallen in love. They decide to get married.
Villan calls Hero #2 to tell him change of plans, but Hero #2 is not answering his phone.
Hero#2 arrives at the hideout at 7:30PM after the TV show, apologizes for being late. He’s got everyone Chocolate Cake to make it up.
Item song featuring Rakhee Savant. Shot in Switzerland.
Villan asks Hero #2 for the Diamonds.
Hero #2 says he thought the Villan said Almonds, and has brought 2 sacks.
Villan gets angry, asks his Head gunda to kill Hero#2.
Hero#2 recognizes Head gunda from the car chase, asks “How’s life?”, makes small talk.
Head gunda and Hero#2 discover they both love rock music.
They go off and form a rock band. Villan and Heroine #2 get married.
Everyone lives happily ever after.
I wanted to call the movie “Mein Kahan Hoon?“, but now I think “Mein tere bacche ke maa banane wali hoon!” sounds better.
So, do you think my movie will be a hit?
No emotional crying scenes, no fight scenes, no comedy roles, no “hot” scenes and only one item song? The only USP is lots of unexpected twists (and of course phoren locations). Your movie won’t be a hit.. Maybe just an average grosser..
No worries man, we can add all those in. That’s the beauty of Hindi movies. The script can change anytime, even in the middle of shooting!
Maan… ur movie is gonna be hit…. Hit very badly….!!!!
how abt the classic title? “Mori daatidha VEERA”????
“Mori daatidha VEERA”??
What language is that man?
@sachin lol!
pk, its kannada dude.. mo..(oh)..ri daatidha veera
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kannada le!!!! mori = sewage ; daatidha : the person who crossed ; veera = braveheart!!!
so in total, the braveheart who crossed the sewage!!
only thing is u need to bring in the sewage in one of the song shooting locations… and lo presto.. u got justification for the title!! [:D]
Oh! Now I get it. Hehe…I think that’s a great title man! We should really make a movie like that!
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what happened to heroine1 ?
and the villian and the gunda should be brothers who got lost in Kumbh mela 20 years ago …
heroine#1 is actually the hero#2′s mom in diguise. She’s kidnapped the real mom, who’s suddenly got amnesia.
That was my “continuation” thread for part 2!
this is the ultimate maaaaainnndd…. torture…
Oh, you think this is torture? I’d highly recommend watching the RACE movie to you in that case.
Walking in the presence of giants here. Cool thinnkig all around!