A friend of mine was in this extremely romantic mood the other day. You know, when all the world looks wonderful and the pollution smells like roses. I was in the “life-has-screwed-me” mood, and he was trying to cheer me up.
Anonymous Friend(AF): Do you know your problem is? You’re not romantic.
Me: Tell that to my compiler.
AF: No, seriously. You need to be in deep connect with your inner self. That is the only true reality. Have you never been in love?
Me: Yeah, but…
AF: What does love mean to you?
Me: Large Ones Very Entertaining
I must have knocked his “deep connection with his inner self” right out. I must admit though, that line is not one of my originals. I picked it from another friend I knew in college. You should read some of the responses he used to write in slam books:
Q: What does LIFE mean to you?
A: Living: In Futile Existence
Q: What is your favorite hindi-movie moment?
A: Mein tere bacche ke maa banne wali hoon.
Q: How do you see yourself in the context of the universe?
A: I’m only making a guest appearance.
etc. etc.
Anyway, coming back to out conversation, AF was still trying to get me to see the light.
AF: Err…OK, lets try this again. Love is in everyone’s sub-consciousness. I’ll prove it to you. We’ll play a game. I’ll ask you a question, and you have to say the first thing that comes to your mind. OK?
Me: OK. Lets play.
AF: When you get up in the…
Me: Wait…How is the scoring done?
AF: What scoring?
Me: This is a game right? How do I score points?
AF: Just shut up and answer the questions. I’ll start again. When you get up in…
ME: Wait…What’s the prize money? You know, KBC is giving 2 crores, and…
I was enjoying this. AF is the type of person whose leg you can pull on and on and he’ll still earnestly try to help you.
AF: When you get up in the morning, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Me: “Crap, I must be late”
AF: No, I mean, what does your heart tell you every day?
Me: “I wanna get rich. Quick.”
AF: No, WHO do you think of everyday?
Me: “Basanti”
AF: That’s more like it. Who’s Basanti?
Me: That’s what I call my car.
AF gave up at this point. He must have realized I’m just too far beyond reason and common sense.
AF: You’re hopeless man. Hopeless. You’ll never understand what true love is.
Me: Hey, I know what true love is.
AF: Really? What?
Me: You know RR? She bought her boyfriend a Playstation 2. Now that’s what I call true love.
And this got you out of the “life-has-screwed-me” mood right?? So it served its purpose!
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yeah, that’s true…
Awesome.. But who was that AF who had so much patience to try and teach you what “True Love” means?!??!
I wonder if such a thing exists!!! isnt it a contradiction or rather redundant.. I mean Love is supposed to be true!! but this means to make love a true one you have to add the prefix “True” to it!
True that AF had real patience to help a hopeless person…
)…… nice post..
Another expansion for LOVE that I have heard is “Living On the Very Edge”
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And its too bad nobody in our group was RR’s bf – man, PS2 !!@@@!!! I dont remember who it was, but someone came really close (Sac??). Sigh… We could have had a chance to use the PS2 too…
sub-zero : “We could have had a chance” – SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!!
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Absolutely hilarious..
Me thinks Love is what you pretend to feel to get some “action”, if you know what i mean
Is this ur futile attempt to get urself a PS2 gifted , PK?
In case it works, u owe me a treat!
Update pls..
Hey PK.. There is a “To be continued..” at the end.. So, when is the part 2 coming?
Long time no post.. Maybe you should post Real Forwards & Bees Saal Baad episodes..
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