The end of Natural Selection

A friend and I were discussing evolution when we stumbled upon this great insight:

“Mankind will not get any smarter”

Have you heard of Darwin’s theory of Natural selection? How the weak of a species are weeded out so that only the strong (and intelligent) ones survive to pass on their genes, eventually leading to a stronger and smarter species? Well, it looks like this law has stopped applying to human beings.

With all this talk about “Human rights” and “everyone is equal” etc… that we have in the modern world, there is *no* way that the dumb among us are getting weeded out. The government collects taxes from the smart ones and gives it as subsidies to the dumb ones. Everyone survives, there is no evolution.

In fact, I’d like to go one step further and say that man is going to get dumber. How, you ask?

Well, the smart ones have high-pressure jobs, can’t maintain their marriages and don’t have children. The dumb ones have lots of children (think Laloo). Effectively, the average stupidity on the planet increases. This will continue to happen until the chimpanzees become more intelligent (thanks to animal rights groups, who will ensure that the monkeys survive) and recruit us to do their slave work.

We’ll all end up as second-rate slaves doing what someone else tells us to do all day (and sometimes even on weekends). We’ll spend all our lives in small cells staring at something in order to do something that we have no interest in, so that our lords may profit from our work. I’m so happy I live in the present.

Wait a minute…