Monthly Archives: June 2007

Exit Interview

June 13, 2007
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Exit Interview

Exit Interview I knocked at the door. “May I come in, sir?” “Yes, yes, yes. Please do come in. What is this I hear? I almost dropped my cup of coffee when Shah told me. I was drinking coffee at the Taj Residency’s buffet breakfast, like everyday, when Shah called me and told me...

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How to propose

June 9, 2007
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Here’s some help for all the people who struggle to find words to propose… Let me know if it works for you. The first time I saw you, I saw all stars I was all woozie, and a big pain in the arse My heart skipped a beat, I was warm and blue It...

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LOVE

June 7, 2007
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A friend of mine was in this extremely romantic mood the other day. You know, when all the world looks wonderful and the pollution smells like roses. I was in the “life-has-screwed-me” mood, and he was trying to cheer me up. Anonymous Friend(AF): Do you know your problem is? You’re not romantic.Me: Tell that...

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Ten things I want to do before I die

June 6, 2007
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Ten things I want to do before I die:1. Go to the Rio Carnival2. Write the story for a comedy Hindi movie3. Buy a car that can talk like the Bat mobile4. Meet Pamela Anderson, ask her why she ditched the silicon valley5. Get a cartoon strip published in a National newspaper6. Give a...

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The end of Natural Selection

June 5, 2007
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A friend and I were discussing evolution when we stumbled upon this great insight: “Mankind will not get any smarter” Have you heard of Darwin’s theory of Natural selection? How the weak of a species are weeded out so that only the strong (and intelligent) ones survive to pass on their genes, eventually leading...

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What not to do in an interview

June 3, 2007
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I was interviewing for my company last week, and I met this guy, who has inspired this entire article. This dude was the best I’ve ever seen. Do you know how some people use the policy “If you can’t convince, then confuse”? This guy was using “To hell with convince, simply confuse”. He walks...

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Welcome to my Blog!

June 1, 2007
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Welcome to my Blog. This seems to be a very fashionable thing to do, so i thought i will get in on the bandwagon as well. I have written a lot previously, but i thought now i can put it on the internet where everyone can ignore it

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